Any Whiter?

So, I was trying to find my start time for the San Dimas Stage Race Hillclimb TT tomorrow and was cruisin' on over to:

http://www.socalcycling.com

and what did I see, but perhaps the whitest dude in the whole world riding second wheel in a photo on the front page:




holy crap, I think I need some sun...

Looks like I toe the line at around high noon: